Fox News Headline of the Day: "I Am a Princess of Sodom" - Artwork - Painting

On Woman with an Ermine, by Leonardo da Vinci

The honest woman gazes at her pools of ocre eyes in the mirror close by, "Oh in which are my pretenders of the afternoon? Shall my tea get a chill even though I await?"

Ermine: *snickers*

Woman: Silence, wretch! Treatment you to be the laughing stock of Italy, or, I know, my handmaiden's shawl!

Ermine: Why are your fingers so significant, and so highly deathly cold, my expensive Woman of the Evening? Is your headband slicing into your skull, center of all motor capabilities, or is my prodigious weight forcing your back to arch as your pitifully weak arms give out?

Woman: Why are your arms are so muscular, you little albino dinosaur.

Ermine: Hear, my princess, you humans have previously ceased in your evolutionary route, even though my species is destined to highly almost through-populate the earth. When you develop weaker and your engineering a lot less inspired, I develop more robust and a lot less needful of melanin. I will be pretty much self-adequate, and you will be as dependent on your a multitude of lovers as ever.

Woman: Your delicate pelt draws customers in, it is a fact. But every boon can just as very easily be a curse. Just consider my splendor in its a multitude of forms. I have a highly curious second eyebrow gracing my forehead, a part in my hair that could do a farmer proud when he lays the rows for corn...And still I cry every evening! It is a fact what you say, I will want Mr. Donne, oh, and Mr. Cornwallis, and Mr. Botticelli...

The Ermine interrupts to slap her throughout the confront, "God relaxation your mother's Danish soul should really she witness this spectacle! Be chase, lassie!"

The woman spun on her heels and confronted the mirror, disconcerting the ermine. "Solid day! I see that some pondering lies ahead of me. That and a bottle of wine and some cheese, probably with Mr. Modigliani, atop the paints in his studio...No! I shall mount only my super stallion and go right residence, not even stopping at the baker's."

-Initially posted on: todaysnewsart.wordpress.com